"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
01/14/2015 at 11:22 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
01/14/2015 at 11:22 • Filed to: None | 7
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I have just been shown what is quite possibly an e-commerce revolution in the making: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . This is amazing. Think of all the people you could ship a giant bag of glitter to! Here's their description:
We fucking hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes.
We've had enough so here's the deal: there's someone in your life right now who you fucking hate. Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it's cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.
So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we'll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they'll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We'll also include a note telling the person exactly why they're receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.
I know I can !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! people !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! life !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! use some more glitter in their lives.
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Jonathan Harper
> Textured Soy Protein
01/14/2015 at 11:25 |
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Amazing.
SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
> Textured Soy Protein
01/14/2015 at 11:25 |
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I think www.shipadick.com is a better thing
MonkeePuzzle
> Textured Soy Protein
01/14/2015 at 11:37 |
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I'm feeling sexy and free
Agrajag
> Textured Soy Protein
01/14/2015 at 11:39 |
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Their FAQ is amazing.
HammerheadFistpunch
> Textured Soy Protein
01/14/2015 at 11:51 |
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back in highschool, I use to just sign people up for free samples of stuff with fake names. diapers, tampons, soap...whatever.
The Real Dacia Sandero
> Textured Soy Protein
01/14/2015 at 11:54 |
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I love the internet.
BKosher84
> Textured Soy Protein
01/14/2015 at 12:03 |
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Secret Senna gift to someone you hate? lol.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> Textured Soy Protein
01/14/2015 at 12:43 |
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its gone over thier heads. they had to shut down ordering and the guy as the company up for sale on twitter
Birddog
> Textured Soy Protein
01/14/2015 at 12:43 |
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Not a bad idea.
Typically, if I'm dealing with someone who needs some misery in their lives, I'll give their phone number to a bunch of Internet Payday loan joints. Those guys never, ever quit.